Apparently it's true and Einstein was wrong. Through "quantum entanglement" something can happen here and some far there simulatneously and what happens here affects what happens there even though there is no way it could do so.

Now here, locally, the spooky action is occuing at the front door with strange little creatures knocking and asking for sugar. This causes an action in Pax (resembles barking) even though he is enclosed in a distant room. I therefore have to conclude that Pax is a quantum mechanic.

Steady, cold rain all day, but through some spooky action, stopping just in time for the creatures to emerge.