All transportation on foot, and never more than a quarter mile from base camp.

Sue sewed bears, while I crafted cards. Among other things. Quiet, covid Sunday.

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Ask Wally
Walworth County’s Certified Wiseass

Dear Wally,

I heard that Tom Tiffany, the Rep from some place in northern Wisconsin, joined with Texas in trying to get the Wisconsin vote thrown out. Does Tiffany own oil wells in Texas or something?
—Lonely Star

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Dear Lonely,

As far as I know Tiffany does not own oil wells in Texas, though he is or was in the oil business. I’m with you—thinking Longhorns are smarter than us Cheeseheads is like being for the Vikings.

No doubt Tiffany hitched a ride with the cowboys because he didn’t like the results of the last election. Also, because the legislature hasn’t met since April and hasn’t helped us with any Covid relief, he probably thought he had to do something to earn his pay.

Tiffany no doubt figures the votes he got in some election qualify him to be a state representative. But now that’s he’s in there, he’s had enough of Wisconsin voting nonsense. And who needs democracy when we’ve got Tiffany?

I kinda wish he’d move to Texas though. Or better yet, maybe we could try to vote him out. What do you think?

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

—Wally