And the robins, too.

Chilly, gray day, with snow in the forecast.
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Can’t remember if I’ve posted this previously, but on a slow news day you sometimes have to look to the archives.

Paraprosdokians

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.